23 April 2009

What class would you be IRL?

Blog Azeroth has a really interesting Shared Topic this week. I think everyone has put a little thought into this at one time or another. Now it's my turn. I will look at each class and decide from there, though I am sure we all know what I will pick.....

Warrior...

Seriously, why bother. Unless you want to be some sort of killer, it just does not fit into our RL world. Moving right along.....

Deathknight...

Much like the Warrior, no real utility in RL.

Rogue..

Not as bad as the Warrior or DK, but aside from being able to sneak around, there is not much else that would be useful in RL. Then again, who doesn’t want to know how to pick pockets or locks...

Warlock.

Summoning Demons, though it would be a nice gimmick, lacks any long time usefulness. Summoning friends would be handy, but the fact that you need others to be there to help reduces the wow factor a bit.

Mage.

OK Sure, Teleport would be nice, as would Blink and Slow Fall. The whole food thing would get boring soon enough, everyone likes a bit of variety in their diet. I must say though, it would be fun to sheep your friends, though not in a Kiwi fun sort of way.....

Hunter.

Taming Beasts would be nice. Also being able to see through their eyes or control them would give some lasting entertainment. Traps could be a cool way to deal with those pesky Rogues breaking into your house...

Paladin.

Boring... who wants to be a goody-goody all the time.... There is only so much you can do when Bubbled....

Priest.

This one does have some high value short term entertainment.... Can you say "Mind Control". Imagine the practical jokes you could play with this one. And for anyone who ever wished they found a hole in the wall of the girls showers.... Mind Vision FTPerves!

Shaman.

Ghost Wolf is pretty cool and I guess with the totem's available there would be some value here, but I don't think it would last long for me. Then again, who would get sick of the Ghost Wolf's /dance.....

Druid.

This is my number one Pick. Lets look at what you get here. Kitty Form and Stealth. how much fun would those be individually let alone combined... Bear Form, sure, could be some short term fun. Travel Form, what better way to exorcise and lose some of that Bear Flab. Seal Form, oh now this would be cool. How much fun would surfing be when you can't drown. It also brings a whole new meaning to strapping a fin on your back..... Best of all though, and for me this would be a winner by itself, Flight Form. Doesn’t everyone want to be able to fly?

Razorbax

3 comments:

Boize said...

"I must say though, it would be fun to sheep your friends, though not in a Kiwi fun sort of way....."

I burst out laughing so hard.
But as a kiwi, I now resent you for this!

/haet

But anyway, I'd most definitely be a druid. Shapeshifting.. how cool would that be?

P.S. You missed out on the shaman love.

Thommas said...

I've often thought about this, and i presume we would have every talent (if we're imagining, might as well go all the way.) :P
As usefull as a bubble would be for say a car crash of such, i think i would have to go with the shaman. Why?
Self Rez. Rez others. Heal others. Walk by someone, give them a little shock and blame static electricity. :)

Shane said...

@Boize, You have to admit, Kiwi's say the same thing about Aussies.... Plus it was a bit of a Dig at Beld who loves his mage;)

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